Bedtime questions have become quite interesting lately. Andrew has a very inquisitive mind and wants to know exactly how EVERYTHING works. Here is an excerpt from the latest bedtime query.....
"Mom, when will Evan get here?"
"Oh, he will be here soon enough buddy. Pretty soon he will arrive and then you will want him back in mommy's tummy!"
"Why?"
"Well, he will be crying and pooping all the time and you will probably want to get rid of him then."
"Yes. I will want it to be nice and quiet again."
"Goodnight, buddy. I love you." (mom exits room)
"Dad, what if you had the baby?"
"Well, that probably wouldn't work. I don't have a uterus."
"What is a uterus?"
"That is what the baby grows inside of in mommy's tummy."
"Well, dad, what if you had a uterus in your nuts?"
"Oh, I don't know. I will have to go ask mom!"
(end conversation!)
"Mom, when will Evan get here?"
"Oh, he will be here soon enough buddy. Pretty soon he will arrive and then you will want him back in mommy's tummy!"
"Why?"
"Well, he will be crying and pooping all the time and you will probably want to get rid of him then."
"Yes. I will want it to be nice and quiet again."
"Goodnight, buddy. I love you." (mom exits room)
"Dad, what if you had the baby?"
"Well, that probably wouldn't work. I don't have a uterus."
"What is a uterus?"
"That is what the baby grows inside of in mommy's tummy."
"Well, dad, what if you had a uterus in your nuts?"
"Oh, I don't know. I will have to go ask mom!"
(end conversation!)
2 comments:
hmmm....so what did Mom say????
Andrew what happened to your nose???? Too inquisitive????
It got scraped?
Pretty funny. Maybe Aidan needs to be a little more vague??? Gma
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